Blind & cheated

This is à short blog tonight. I spent 14 yrs With à women, we have 3 Wonderful kids. We seperated last yr, it turns out that she had à different view on life love and building à family, its going to be à fight safir our children Will be affected, but i have no option, she is à Sevilla cunt

On the rd

OnOnCar, train, flight, train, bus taxi, 2 hours on stage, kip breakfast, then car bus train flight train car, 36 hours thats My job?
Not many people see the down side of what i do, just the time on stage.
I usually get met With the same questions, " i bet u get Laid à lot, u rich what à lifestyle you hav". sorry to dissapoint but it aint all its cracked up to, being à rockstar!.
This latest trip was to à little Town 40 mins from Belfast , 16 hours travel, ok dont get Me wrong its worth it and i enjoy it, but the travel is à pain, i hate flying and to be honest in these terrorist time
Airports are fucking horrible places to be, from copenhagen to stansted Glasgow to Norway in europe its à RIP off 12 quid for à crappy breakfast over cooked bacon snotty eggs i fucking hate snotty eggs how Hard is it to fry à fucking egg! Pastries just sat there so people can sneeze on em touch em horrible, then u got the 2 hour before bollocks, if your late you dont fly, if the planes late tough shit, then you pass the security, shoes off thats to big no you cant take that then they give u à little fondel checky twats, when on the plane you sit like à spaz they wake you up and try to sell some 3 month old sarni to you, fucking hate it, mind fly to america, they take security to à different level!,,,, the yanks have pissed everybody off, they patronize us ( the english)  invade when there not happy, supply one dictator to get rid of another one and they wonder why nobody likes them?
 3 fucking hours it took to get in and through Washington airport, eye Scan finger print Scan, why u here, where u going why why fucking why, when the 5th security guard asked Me why i was coming to the states, i finally asked myself the same question, WHY,
Even before you go they treat u like à criminal, on the plane fill this form in, Are u à terrosit, do u have à gun, stupid twats........
All the other countries should do the same to them, treat them as shit, it puts u off going there, i hate flying fucking hate it.
Back on the train Belfast to Dublin someone just farted dirty git, its to hot u need sea legs what à bollock ache.........
No people dont see the shit side to My job, on the plus side, i met à great group of people à tribute band black eyed peaz!,,, really nice people, they gave Me à lift into Belfast 30 minute car drive saved Me 40 quid on à taxi, no buses or trains u see on à sunday, something to do With gods day off! If thats the case why are the shopping centers open?
Whilst im in ranting mood, whats happened to people, nobody says hello anymore? Where as all the good spirit gone? We cant blame it all on the politicians, nobody has time for people anymore, its all about money these days, and everywhere you go its à fucking scam,
If somebody needs you or think they can make money off your back they are nice to you, if they cant well,,,,,,,,,,,,
I was totally pissed off à few weeks ago, i got married in puerto Rico and we had à wedding party when we got back, none of My family or friends bothered to come, Billy fucking no mates,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Funny old world it Will be interesting in the future when they want to come to My Home on the sunny island of majorca and i say no, when they wonder why i dont drop 6-700 euros each month in There bar, and when they have à mate WHOs got à place, hes havin à Hard time can you go and sing there, hes à mate do it cheap, and i say no, 
Guess ill be the twat then?
When you travel à lot you do have loads of time to think, to look at your life, im newly married i have 4 beautiful healthy kids, à decent income, and 3 fucking friends!!!!!!
I could fill the Albert hall With aquaintences, and 3 fucking friends came to our wedding party, My wife had over à 100, now what does that tell you about Me ? What does it Tell Me about Me.
I am à decent bloke, à little radged but à decent fellow, it knocked Me back i have to say, 
Still only à couple of months and ill be back in Spain , Me and My lovely wife, hopefully My kids Will be coming but thats up in the air, and lots of visits from My wifes friends and family, im fine With that there good people who really Care for her and have taken to Me.
À bit of sunshine everyday is good for the soul, 
I Cant wait.

has rights

Dont believe anything anybody Tells you when it Comes to devorce, custody of your children, and money.
Irrelevent of how many years you have spent together, how much you have loved your children, no matter how much you have done, tried to do, want to do. If your à man you are fucked..
I spent 14 years With My x partner, we have 3 wonderfully balanced kids 12' 6 and 4, they love there parents i would like to think equally.
The 14 years were not all good, some great Times' some bad and à LOT of Grey years.
March 2010 she told Me to piss off, I did. My two small kids came to Spain for 9 weeks as usual, the 12 yr old only for à couple, life carried on pretty much as normal,
In june i met à New love, my first real love from 17 years ago.
We married in jan 2011 in puerto Rico we are so happy.
We had à wedding party in Sweden jan 29th My girls were there dressed up, My 12 yr old made à very touching speach, mainly about how i mean the world to her, and that she Loves Me and My New wife so very much. My little ones have been With Me every week since i finished My contract in Spain .
So far so good.?
My x got à New fella, good for her, he moved straight in, good for him
Even though she had tried to keep HIM à secret in à small city and With FB etc thats very difficult.
Under the period march 2010 June 2010 i never heard à Word from My x, i called the kids every week, then they came to Spain.
Under à period of 2 yrs she decided to renovate the house, the renovation went wrong 3 different builders and £120.000 later it was sort of done, we borrowed money from the bank it wasnt enough i worked and worked paid and paid, rented an Apartment we moved in the builders took the piss you know the dance, i was away working the builders took liberties. When it was neally done thats when she told Me in the car on the way to day school to fuck off, in front of the kids NICE.
I was sat on the balcony in illetes With the little one and bingo contact, à simple text i need £ 3000, not hello hi please just i need 3000 quid, i flew back from Spain did à gig in goteborg, she got that money, i brought her money she got 3000 quid, no thankyou simple as that. I continued to send money as  i had done for the past 7 years.
Id met My now wife by this time, i kept no secrets, just kept it quite to protect My 12 yr old, late August she came out to grt the kids, at the same time My now wife was visiting, she stayed in à hotel, what à mistake by Me, by now the x realised we were well and truely done. She started trying to lay the guilt trip on Me, all about the kids how she loved Me etc, her selective memory kicked in, conveintly foggeting the obcene texts and vicious mails she sent Me, pointing out that i was not the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life With, that i was à lier à cunt à loser etc, that her life was Wonderful without Me in it, but still wanting money? Me being the mug i am continued to send it, we had credit card bills 9 Grand to be exact, over the summer i sent 9 Grand to pay them off, she of course spent the money on à paramid beauty product called nuskin, when she joined that sect that was the begining of the end, but thats another issue.
Then the selective memory kicked in again, she still Tells people i ruined her economy and didnt send à shit, good job i saved folies from all the bloody fedex buildings and western union i visited 1000€ 800€ 900€ on it goes
She went back With the kids, still in à weird state of denial, luckily sold the house, got à good price bought à nice New Apartment and when i got back guess WHO helped her move? Yes yours truely, the secret boyfriend didnt.
I saw the kids, now the 12 yr old blamed Me for everything, her mother made the mistake of telling her Young mind to much.
First in march 'things Will be different now that Me and your dad have seperated" and telling the poor little soul all the shit that was going on stupid stupid cow.
At the same time telling Me your lossing your daughter, you have to work on it, i still love you in want you back i need money, My god what à mess it was.
So  i went to England for à weekend With saga, brought her mothers car back from the uk had à great trip. All the time i was seeing My two little ones, my 12 year old started coming round to visit, as i Said came to to wedding party, last sunday she was finally going to have her first sleep over, and what happens her mother forgets to call Me and say she was not going to stay With Me homework u understand, 
 all of the previous week the 12 year old had not slept at her mothers, different friends took her in, i had no idea and i was upset, her mother WHO since the day we seperated had stated many many time both verbally and in e mail text " i Will never stop you seeing your children" what she forgot to add was as long as it suited her.

I am extremly close to My kids, extreamly close, so even though i was extremly sad, i was not surprised when she called Me on monday and told Me i would not be seeing My children again, why? I contacted à lawyer regarding My share of the house, now i was quite happy jogging on letting her have it under the impression and Word that it was 50/50 and all for the kids, in november/december Said suggested that we shared the flat Me one week her one week, i had à problem getting My head around that one, she broke her Word on that as well, her and her New fella are doing there best to blow the lot, 
I brought it up she told Me that i should be happy With 3 children and memories from 14 years, sorry it doesnt work that way, 
So here we are 10 months after the first time she told Me to fuck off, and shes at it agiain, only now shes blown the money, and using My Wonderful kids as à weapon. I honestly didnt she that coming. Any respect i had left for her has gone, any slight chance that this could be resolved in à nice way has gone. Im going to fight for Joint custody on My children, we were never married and unknown to Me if your not married the mother ges solo custody stupid rule.
She is even telling the 12 year old thats its only about money, it was never about money, but when you can only see your children when it suites your x, when your x starts to neglect your children, when your 4-6 12 year old children complain and start to feel invisable, and your x openly talks shit and takes the piss out of you something has to be done.
Ive Laid out My stall, belive My children love Me and wont easily forget Me or be turned against Me, My family decided months ago to feel sorry for her and bought her lies, My mother even came over stayed With her helped her pack the house whilst i was still in Spain, that was after staying with me for 7 weeks and seeing the pain, when i came back there little plan was to ambush Me, it didnt work, i saw her once, My Mum and brother were My best friends, and My mother should only know the things My x has Said about her.she has seen the truth knows the truth but decided on standing for the sad little x, excuse i dont know when ill see My Grand children again, ive got news for ya Mum neither do I
but With the support of My Wonderful wife Patricia and My close dear dear friends WHO know the truth about the last 14 years and this past year, ill fight for My children, i was happy to take à token of the profits from the house, not anymore i want My legal half. No matter what the consiquences are for My x, My children can come and live With Me and My wife, we have à nice place in Sweden and an even nicer one in majorca.
Quite often people mistake kindness for weakness, over the past year true friends have come forward the rest dropped away like the melting snow good riddence.

The true victims of this Will unfortunatley be My kids, your NeXT Doors kids, your mates kids
It seems that the inocent always lose in devorce, the ones WHO want to say so much but cant, all they can do is dream things Will be good again one day.
I really hope My x partner of 14 years reads this, and along With any other parent male or female WHO takes it upon them selfs to be the judge and jury and rips à Childs life heart and dreams apart read it and hang there heads in shame.the egosist self centered bastards
What goes around Comes around

The demons r everywhere

Im still à non smoker, sod all that one day at a time, you just have to go for it, beware it is Hard, first off the addiction is à twat, your mind plays games on you, tries to make you think you cant drink beer, coffee brandy well anything without à fag, when u get past that phase the physical pain starts, My body hurts, i mean really hurts, its like the worst flu ever and Tyson smacking ya body just for fun , but i Will not smoke again, they non smokers use the words will power very loosly. But at the end of the day thats all it Comes down to. WILLPOWER.
And thank god ive stopped, if im so sick now how bad would it have been had i waited another 5-10 yrs?
The poison that was in My body is gradually seeping out, that has been the only temptation to smoke again, thinking it might relief the pain?
so no logic there and no smoking,
Its à slow death sentence smoking. And the companies WHO make them know that, the governments WHO gain taxes from them know that, parents know that, so why the hell do kids start smoking. It aint cool, it stinks, you turn grey cant fight as fast, cant shag as Long, age premeturley and quite often you cant reproduce
Your teeth crack and fall out, eyes turn à really nice shade of yellow, then u usually die in à very painful way.
Thank god ive stopped

The NeXT time you hear that somebody you know has quit, make the effort to say well done, it means alot, the nexttime your With à friend WHO lights up, just say RIP

Happy days

2009 finished rather differently than it started.
I gigged in London Surrey Hills hotel, and for the first time in 7 yrs i didnt spend NYE alone! I was With the love of My life, à women who came back into My life in june, in march My partner of 14 yrs and Mum of My girls decided she didnt want to be With Me anymore, thats life........
Patti came to visit we were together 16 yrs ago and had stayed friends.
In june we were together again, jan 11 2011 we married on à carribean beach now that is romantic, true love never dies,

We have taken some stick, alot of lies Said i might add not by us, à women is à dangerous animal when in self pity moad.
Now ive been nice, tried to be polite, the usual stuff help her move from My house, help her sell My house, bring her car back from England (to Sweden) say nothing bad about her to anybody, unlike her, so it didnt come as any surprize when she turned on Me,
I didnt take any of the profits from the house, we agreed, its all for the kids. One problem shes decided to spend it all, she has put the gov on Me about Child support, and thinks that i dont mind that another fella is cashing in on the profit of 14 years work, er wrong, i really am happy for her that she has à New bloke and really do hope she Will be happy, but now i want whats lawfully mine, and im going to get it
Watch this space.

Smoking

If you have never smoked, you wont Care or understand what à sodding Hard habbit it is to break.
Most likely you look at smokers as second Class citizens? All you see is à discusting person WHO stinks!!!!!!
You cant stand walking by à pub and there they are puffin away polluting your air. You laugh when you see those sad bastards stood in the Rain dragging away on cancer sticks, your face geists With pain when one sits NeXT to you on à train. You cant understand why somebody willinglypays for à slow death, or how somebody whos broke can afford them.?
Well im à smoker and i agree With you, thats why i quit.
But what you dont understand is how Hard it is to break the demon. Thats what dags are demons. They control your life, you time your day around ciggie time!!!! Breaking the hold they have on your life is probably the hardest thing ive gone through and am going through.
And believe Me its a real twat.
I have tried so many times. Heard so many ways of quitting, but never cracked it, not until now that is.
There is only one way to stop, you really do have to want to quit.
Not because your partner wants you to, not because the kids hate it, deffinatley not because the government and pc brigade Tell you to, the fact that you cant smoke anywhere just winds Me up, its your choice to die Young , smell, and look like shit, nobody Else has the right to rule your life.
But if you really want to do it you can, dont kid yourself that ill just have à couple, ill only smoke at parties that doesnt work,
I was sat indoors, and after months of 'trying" i just thought fuck it, and that was that, dont get Me wrong i chew the gum stick the pkasters on, ive even got à spray do they help? Maybe but thats in the head, and well expensive. Governments around the globe spend millions on adverts, clever marketing and course making it illegal,
Why dont they help? They give druggies free drugs instead of throwing money spending millions on anti smoking, , maybe they should drop the price on stop smoking products?
It is very Hard to stop very very Hard , but i dont want to smoke so i simply wont,
If your thinking about stopping do it
If you have stopped well done,
Yes its Hard but it is well worth it

Ho happy days

Dont know why, but people seen to think im à misserable twat..?
Ok i do rant à bit about west ham, immigrants, terrorists, better be careful what i say about them, they might come and get Me, im shitting myself.................
I can not understand how there little minds function.? Flee from à shithole, i mean shithole, no running water ,electricity, xfactor, women Without beards, come on why do you think they wear burkas, because they dont want skin cancer?
No i really cant get My head around it, à helping hand is extended and rightly so to people in need, so when they dont just bit the hand that freds em, they try and blow the fucking think off, you really do need to step back and look at the situation.
Im à working Class bloke, if im sick i dont earn, if im out of work i get nothing. I choose to live in 2 countries, i work im those countries, i pay My taxes, i put money back into there system, i use bars, cafes, resturants pay road taxes and duties, so i have the right to complain. Not like those little twats the students! Its ok saying there the future, if thats the case god help us, ive done some things in My time, but i aint never pissed on graves, monuments tonfallen heroes.
If i want to further My education I have to pay for it, i cant get àn interest free loan and only pay it back if i have highlighted earnings.
When they domonstrated à large proportion of them were immigrants, With no knowledge of the sacrifices made by Britney people through generations of wars.
They are brought up in these countries, but abide by laws from there own countries. When they do make money they send it back to the shithole they come from, or support terrorists. Its like à drain, they take take take, and when somebody points this out they are classed as racists. In that case call Me à racist. Only i dont know many people WHO have coloured, asian, maslim friends like i do, that are racists?
I dont agree With any extremist groups, but the english defence, the BNP are gainning strenght simply because the governments we have are ignorant university PC graduate twats, they have not got à clue about what happens on the streets, " we Will debate knife crime, we Will debate gang culture, we Will debate immigration" . The senares Will all lead to nothing and Will come to late.
Young and old have the same dangers when they step out of there homes. Thugs gangs violence, you cant go for à pint and drive you Will get knicked. So instead you Walk and risk getting mugged.
I cant blame all of this on the immigrants id like to but cant, they are à part of the massive problem that faces My children, the world has changed so much in the last 20 years, god knows what it Will be like in another 20!.
When you talk to regular people in many countries the majority are of similar views. Round up the scum and lock em up, anybody commits à crime deport them back to where they came from, anybody takes à life take Theres, if you want to carry à weapon welcome to the frontline as à troop, and when the country they come from is no longer at war they go Home.
Stop sending millions in aid to corrupt countries, help your own, if there is à snow storm give the out of work spades, abd nyckers of salt, they can earn there benifits no matter where they can from.
We have become so weak its laughable, war veterans attacked, by immigrant scum shouting death to all soilders, preachers of hate, calling for holy war againts the inferdile, whilst the inferdile pays there rent food medication etc,
Thugs kicking family people to death for the fun of it, rape muggings à part of our society. Because if they are caught the system lets them off.
No good people it really is time for à change
Happy New year

Santa

Santa
Santa claus was Busy this year, to Busy to get to ramlösa and see My kids! Im not à happy camper.
Devorce to à Child is much more complicated than it is for adults.
Suddenly they have 2 homes, the stability they took for granted, either good or bad has gone, Mum has à New fella, dad has à New bird, sometimes they inherit siblings?, all very confusing for kids, ad to that Mum or dad maybe both are bitter jaded shadows of the fun living people WHO brought them in to the world, and the icing on the cake santa didnt come, oh yeah there were presents but no bloody santa, why?
Well dad was away With his bird - point dad, Mum cried "_its Hard the first christmas alone your daddy doesnt Care he went away" + point Mum , I cant speak for every breaker up only mine, and the usual shit you hear from others WHO have ventured down the same path.
Its your dads fault, he left Me, its your dads fault he found another women, i gave HIM children doesnt that mean anything, your dad has à New life, he does love you, he wants to see you  BUT I WANT LET HIM,
Men whether or not it was your fault that the relationship falled is irrelevant, your the twat now, and the x Will make damn sure that the kids wont trust you anymore, I see My 2 littlest one very regular, the 12 year old not so often, which is saddening. i have à 17 year old WHO i have not seen for 8  fucking yesrs, the x x made sure of that, now she is à peice of work, extreamly good looking extreamly evil, the less Said about that animal the better.
The x well much like many other relationships had its ups and Downs , really good Times' some bad Times' to much Grey time, to be honest our relationship of 14 yrs was dead before to told Me to piss off, there was nobody Else involved, well not on My side, we drifted apart for à number of years, à few brief glipses of how it used to be, sex once in à bluemoon, arguments about nothing? And then that bloody horrible Grey deadzone, i always Said to myself stay for the kids, not always the best idea, ive always been big on family, so it was very Hard for Me to go, the only saving grace was that I work away quite à lot, so the little ones had it much easier than many kids, WHO in there eyse dad just dissapeared.
My escape route was majorca, i work there 6 months à year, the kids came down for 9 weeks, so life was pretty much the same old same old for them.
The x did the big mistake of telling the 12 yr old " its over With your father and Me" end of. To much information for à young girl,
It was painful very painful but after to many shitty e mail, to many nasty comments, and 4 months of total silence from , i moved on.
BINGO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nothing can prepare à man for the rath of à women nothing, boys  there à different creature to us, they have selective memories, can make black look white, make there wrongs right, in à nut Shell, when you meet somebody you are f_ucked!,,,,,,!
How could you, i never broke up, i thought you would wait, you bastard,   i hate you, you twat, i didnt mean piss off i meant  i meant i love you, i just needed à little 6 month break to sort My fucking head out,and decide if i wanted to have sex With My x,, woops you New i went for dinner With him, he didnt mean anything when he texted Me at 4,30 in the morning saying how he missed Me !!!!!!!!!!!
Yeap boys your fucked because it was all your fault?
Youve put Weight on, yeap no sex
Your letting yourself go, yeap no sex
You dont cuddle Me, WHATS the fucking point, NO SEX,
None of that really mattered, i was With My kids, everyday, but there Comes à breaking point à point of no return, no matter how much you love your children, doing the right thing can so often be the wrong thing to do.
In time things get better, never the same for à Child,they seen to forget hearing the late night rows, they would Rather grow up With Mum and dad not loving each other showing any love or respect for each other, than Mum and dad being happy apart, because so often we forget that kids blame thenm selfs when parents split up, they loose there family,
So the one thing i can promise My kids is that as With every year before your Mum and dad split up, NeXT year santa Will not be to Busy to visit in person, because as With every year before your Mum and dad split, i Will fix santa, and you Will spend christmas With Me.
So now the New year is upon us, every year like most people i make ressolutions i never keep, smoking, trainning, drinking, the usual, this year however i am maning à New year ressolution i know i can keep.
Im going to be à good dad,
Happy New year, may your devorces be painless, no hold on its not april fools day.


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Ho ho ho

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The decline of paradise

volcanic ash

What can you say, all the sad tails of stranded people, governments in a panic, Brown and co clueless as usual, I do think there all over reacting,

Still I had a right trip, I was sat up thursday evening/friday morning chcking the easyshite website hoping my flight would still go, of course it didnt, So at 7am friday morning I decided to drive to the UK, I had a gig on saturday evening at North Notts Arena, I dont miss gigs simple as that,

I posted on Facebook I was off on a road trip, an old friend Jennie mailed me Im off to brugge to meet my boyfriend, Great I had company off we went, Im my partners mazda 2, its new but 1700 kilometers in a mazda 2 LONG WAY.

Thanks to Jennie flashin a bit of flesh we got the boat between denmark and Germany, we were the last car on, well done jennie, I had a 25 euro steak that was like rubber, still we were on our way, I thought id be cute and not fill in in denmark, sometimes im a right muppet, 1.56 euro a fuckin liter in krautland , but there coffee is very nice, we drove and drove road work after road work, monster traffic jams, more nice kraut coffee bog stops to empty the coffee, Jennie had a drive wheres the shift stick?????????

We drove through Europe amazingly only getting diverted once we didnt have a sat nav, so wel done again jennie, After 14 hours we made Brugge and jenie met her man, lovely.

I stopped at a service station and picked a bloke called steve up, sat with a teddy bear,and a sign my daughters 3 tomorrow England please, jump in mate, a few kilpmeters later I splattered bambi, sorry kids, smashed the front end yippie,

Now if your going to Dunkirk allow a day to find the FUCKING FERRY TEMINAL, not easy, I got there at 1am 17 hours non stop driving, picked up another bloke sat on his briefcase, he wasnt allowed on the boat as a foot passenger, jump in mate,

The boat when it left was packed, strangely enough with POLLACKS, and of course people tryin to get home.

I tried to kip on a bench no joy, on the floor no joy, By this time I was knackered, but I could not help feeling sorry for the families stuck in limbo, it was hard enough for me and 1000s of other people but to be stuck with small kids what a nightmare.

4.30am i landed in England, I had to go to Romford to pick up my PA system from the gig the weekend before, sadly if id left it in the car at stansted airport I dont think it would have still been there?

I pulled up at 7,15 am outside henderssons, reclined the seat and had a kip.

9am i woke up with cramp,

10am I was on my way

14.00 pm i got pulled on the A1 by a right power mad little prick , do you know you were doing 55 mph on a 50 mph part of the motorway sir?. No was my simple reply, Cant you read, FUCK OFF was my reply, the mazda doesnt have mph only Kph.

I tried to calculate got it wrong,

Then the little shit said, I stopped you because we noticed you light was cracked, yes I said I hit a Deer, He was not amused so off it kicked, i went on to tell him the story of my travel my good deeps of the day, he gave me a ticket, what a twat.

So finally i arrived at the venue, 33 hours after leaving sweden, the journey cost 1100 quid in total, I did the show and blew them away. one of he best ive done in many a year,

Te chap who does all the bookings went on stage after I had finished and told the packed arena my story, he added we are putting a blue bucket at the exit, if you feel like contributing to Ruds massive travel expenses feel free,

So after wrecking the car wrecking myself helping 3 people get to there final destinations, killing Bambi and blowin 1100 quid,on a 1700 kilometer drive through 5 countries just so I didnt let people down,

What do you think the crowd who I must add were great and couldnt get enough of my show donated to my travel costs ?

7 fucking quid, and they say kindness isnt dead?

freedom of speech my arse

2 troops die,

if your sensitive dont read on, if your one of them PC twats, piss off.

2 more troops have sadly lost there lifes in a shithole called Afganistan, i was gigging at the weekend in London, as per usual dedicated a song to the troops, I always do one & I always say protecting our liberties past and present,

sadly it goes over the heads of most pissed up punters, gladly some do get the message and chat about it afterwards with me.

Now i was talking to a very nice young man, well put together, with anewly created large scar on his face, he is currently serving in the army, I persumed he got the injury over there. No he got it in London on a night out with his missis to celebrate returning in one piece?.

Broken England was the cause hand in hand walking down the high street 3 little twats tried to mug him, he got a scar they went to hospital.

Turns out the one who bottled him is tagged, out instead of banged up because of good behaviour what a crock of shit.

Ive got a mate who is involved in a political party, ok a little extreme, in his opinion he stands for freedom of speech, in his opinion he stands for English rights, he has been targeted had his house trashed, car smashed up, lost his job and believe me, he aint extremist and is not a thug, he is a middle aged white Englishman, protesting for what he thinks is right.

Now in this land of freedom, is that right?

They cnat touch a hook c@unt who wants to kill us all, boot us all out of our own country, but they can manipulate the words of a simple man in the papers to make him look like a threat to the public, they can make sure he losses his job home and pride?

Now the big question for me is do I dare to carry on bloggin writing tweetin my views and discard for this corrupt lying stealing set of twats that lead our country.

Fucking right I will.

Its become common place for me to be stopped turned over at passport control, stopped on a daily basis in my car, just bad luck? paranoid? i dont think so, no doubt im on a list of possible threats to society ?

What a load of shit.

We are lied to on a daily basis my a gov full of twats

There is no viable reason for troops to be in Afganistan nevermind die there.

How can we believe a sigle word that Brown Darlin or any of the eton mob have to say?

They close ranks and get away with murder.

they are so afraid to make a commit to anything which might be taken as non PC

They have destroyed a country, Im so pissed off and saddened by what has happened to England that as soon as I for fill my work commitments I will not be returning not even to see west ham.

If freedom of speech means being mugged off by the powers to be bollocks to it.

ill be one of the 750.000 brits who did the frank last yr, looking for a better life?

Just a stat

750.000 brits left

Officially 225.000 joblots moved in, un official 1.2 million non british subjects moved in.

Happy days

Here we go again

Have you every thought to yourself, Wow lifes good? then in an instant its all gone per shaped?.

There is surely more to life than stepping on a treadmill and plodding along?.

I did a wedding convention at the weekend in Malmo Sweden, beautiful surroundings lovely half naked models backstage!!!!!!!!!!!, Ok it was valentines day, it was cold as a freezer outside, but my god is there a new virus going around that makes people miserable twats?

I might be spoilt but I am used to some kind of responce when I walk on stage!!!!

200 pairs of dead eyes, if anybody had smiled I reckon there face would have cracked!

Still I did my bit went backstage to have another look!!, i did 3 shows the last one was fine, but really it feels like people have lost the art of conversation? maybe its down to all the internet sites, Ive got 1105 friends on face book, I know about 10 of them?

I used to write letters. talk to people meet people drink laugh have fun with real people, we dont need that anymore do we?.

Im not saying its a bad thing, I have made some great contacts on facebook myspace etc, reached out with my music to the far ends of the world, somethoing that would have been impossible just 10 years ago, but I really do miss a good old fashioned chat

See you soon

Rud

MUSIC MAFIA

In England its Simon Cowell, Sweden Bert Carlson, Germany that dodgey looking geezer with the Mel Gibson hairdo Dutta whoever (modern talking oh they were painful!

Every country has one, the Don of the Music Mafia, and if they cant make money off your back, well your foooked!!!!!!!.

As you may have gathered I travel a whole lot, and In Europe with the exception of BBC Radio 2, the commercial stations all plat the same 30 odd songs at least 10 times a day for months? and what a surprise they are all owned by the Music Mafia.

Now I dont blame the artists, who would turn down at on first sight looks life there dream ticket?

TV shows, Radio interviews, massive gigs the V.I.P dream, free drinks, limos GROUPIES well the list goes on and on.

But what happens after the 2 hits dry up? or they want to dare I say it write there own song!!!!!!!

Ask steve Brookstien or Leon i cant remember? wait another year and it will be Paul ?(Potts)

Now I made the mistake a few years ago of going on a talent show well 2 actually, what monumental mistakes they were, Ill go into detail someday, but the point is the contracts you have to sign before you even start singing, and as you probably know, yes its all fixed.

If you sing anything original the moment you do its no longer yours, and the best bit even if you go straight out the production company can claim up to 30% of your future income, I still have my copy from Cowells company (the x factor) I couldnt be arced to keep flying back for the next audition they called I hung up.

In these fixated days of reality TV its gone past the point of no return, just about every record you hear on the radio s a Mafia record, they end with with around 70% of the revenue, - the recording costs management agents flights etc etc the artist ends up with around 3% of all the dosh what a rip off.

I decided not to have anything to do with the tossers, hence I sit up every night promoting my new record in Japan Russia god knows where, I mail send links, hound Tv stations small and large continually gig left right and fucking center, and no joy, no airtime interviews, I cant give them holidays cars expensive perks, al I can give them are good songs,

Still not to worry Im doing well, I can look at myself in the mirror and not see a whore, and that my friends is worth more than any amount of money the Music Mafia could promise me for my soul

Ill sleep well tonight will they? I would imagine they sleep like kings in there Mansions paid for by other peoples blood

Until the next time

Be lucky

Rud

ITS A DIRTY JOB

Its a dirty job

Hola, well its been a busy few days, its quite amazing just how much can happen in one mans life?

The main reason for me blogin is it cover the gigs I do, what there like what the people are like and how punters like me ie lookalikes are greeted and treated?

So ill stick to that before I go into what else has happened.

Saturday evening i was in a place called lower basildon, about 15 minutes outside of Reading.

And very nice it was as well, this show was re arranged from january, remember there was a little white rain and GREAT Britain slid to a halt !!!!!!!!.

The venue was a barn, not any old barn, it's a magnificent 400 square meter oasis, absolutley beautiful. I arrived around 5pm it took forever, the usual shit on the roads, plus the added joy of a diversion, the nuts in charge thought it would be a good idea to do roadworks on the roundabout and junction that joins the A14 to the M11 on a Saturday ? fucking idiots,

3 hours later i rejoined the M11 4 miles further down, the diverted route had major roadworks!!!!!!!! Only in England…….?

So there I was in aladins cave, the lovely odors of the obviously very expensive gormet dinner to be filled the room, to bad they forgot about the band the dj and myself evil gits. 5 hours I sat upstairs , i was a surprise so had to hide?behind the dj watching the food go and go and go, no water coke cofee and no bloody food nada,……..

So id driven 7 hours did a sound check and sat in a corner like little jack chuffin horner, hungry thirsty tired painful in my neck and head from the smash the week before, knowing id have a long drive home, but still it was a nice venue, well paid and i was on stage at 10pm, er forget that, now if there is one thing that really pisses me off, its when people are disrespectfull to other peoples time?

Im booked to go on stage at 10pm I go on stage at 10pm, not 10,30, not 11,00 and definatley not 11.45pm the ignorant shits!!!!!!!.

If you have had a year to plan a 50th birthday you have a running plan there are no excuses, only one explanation, You dont give a danm about other peoples time?

I suppose if you owned 30 odd race horses, youve got LOADS OF MONEY, your time is all that matters?

I dont get phased by wealth, stars silicon, quite the opposite , when you have seen performed for and met so many famous and rich people its just another day at the office.

But I wasnt a happy camper, sat in my corner listning to speach after drawn out speach toast cig break, cigar break, shit break, god knows whatever else break, finally at 11.45 pm without any warning ladies and gemtlemen we have a special guest please welcome on stage Rod Stewart, SILENCE!!!!!!!! the problem was nobody had told the guy from the band whos PA I was hooked into it was time, he was outside having a fag.

The inpact was lost I wasnt to happy at all, still i did the job got them all on there feet

Did 45 minutes and took off.

What a shame, what a real shame that some very wealthy people believe they have the right to abuse somebody elses time, Im paying you, so I own you until im done with you, arrogant twat

Apparentley nobody has ever talked to the chap whos do it was the way i did EVER!!!!!!!!!!

All I said was u can fuck right off when he asked me if i would do another set, free of charge

Thats why they have money and we dont

No doubt there will be the cynics out there who think im a blown up obnknoxius cabaret singer who should be grateful for work? Well they can fuck off as well. I bet the same chap would be bang on time if it meant he was going to make money instead of pay money?.

Well anyway I drove back to doncaster had a few hours kip packed me and the kids up and got the 7am flight on Monday morning out of manc airport to Copenhagen

And yes the only flight delayed easyjet to copenhagen, the reason no pilot, out of 17 flights in dec/jan/feb one has been on time? You get what you pay for they say, well at 220 quid for me a 5 and 3 yr old I expect a little more, It used to be fun flying now it's a pain in the asre, litterally!!!!!!!!

Ive got metal pins holding me together they always beep and I suppose i look like a taliban suicide bomber???? So I got the internal exam say no more.

Hospitals Home & away

After a crash I dont suppose its not right clever to fly? But at the hospital in Doncaster they said no problem, it was on the decent my head exploded, Being a geezer and having my kids with me I put a brave face on thinking it would pass over, it didnt, I finally decided to go back to hospital last night when in the throws of passion with the missis I lost the vision in my right eye which to be honest wasnt such a bad thing!!!!!!! Then a monster of an headache gripped me, ive still got the headache and a cyclpose memory of her in doors,

The difference between the hospital personel and service in England and Sweden is day and night, i was strapped down x rayed kicked out in 4 hours in the UK, the hospital was dirty the personel verging on rude and not very bothered. Hence the need to go top hospital in Sweden.

One of the first questions i was asked in Sweden was if I had injections blood tests in the UK? What a strange question I thought, apparentley had they stuck needles in me in England they would have put me in issolation in Sweden the risk for speading bacteria would have been so high, so much for Gordan Browns promise of cleaning up the NHS.

Ive had blood tests a Kat scan nervous system check there holding me for obsevation then in the morning ill be seeing an eye specilist, free of charge , they will find out whats wrong with my head, very very detailed the Swedes, very very nice and very very clean and its all on the swedish NHS,

Tak sverige.

So now Im at home, the kids in bed and the knowledge that my head itsnt going to explode, there is no more brin damage than 2 weeks ago and when I have a bit of in and out ill do a Stevie Wonder

Until next time

Be lucky

Rud

for once I had a good day

Lets be honest people, sometimes you cant find anything to complain about? Not the gang of foreigners gobbing, outside the shopping center, the hobby bobby on his bike ignoring it, some little man syndrome git midgit and his pie eatin missis looking my way, not even the bloke with the hugh grant hair cut and a lisp on 17 million a year(JR) can put a downer on my day today.

The Insurance company gave me a very nice car until mine is crushed or fixed, Im not overdrawn, my little girls have had a top day, and that arrogant overpaid ignorant obnoxious twat John Terry isnt England Captain anymore.

Lets just have a look at the farce JT. Its not the fact that hes had a bit of in & out with a french tart, or a few other bimbos desperate to be in the dailystar, or test drivin a 17 year old in his Bentley whilst listening to Gary Glitter, its the pure arrogance of him and his type, THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, the idea that they can throw money at everybody and anybody and buy silence?.

If JT wants to shag all of his team mates birds who gives a shit, except his team mates ?

ill tell ya now if my best friend humped my missis I would top the pair of em !!!!!!!

But Im just a normal bloke.

JTs wife said she will forgive him? what do you reckon 2 million to the wife, give it a year and they will quietly go there separate ways, 500,000 to that french bird, so she wont sell her story,

In a year shes on Big Brother the return?

No people today I feel Good, there is a light at the end of the tunnel, Im not an MP, or footballer so I can sleep straight in bed, no doubt tomorrow Ill be back to slaggin everybody and everything off, I have to negotiate the M1,M3,M25 and as Mr Rea said this is the rd to hell

Until next time

be lucky

Cheers

Rud

No doctor if your English?

Another day, another day of disbelief.

A turd wrote my car off last saturday, i was in hospital sunday, Im not feeling right, so I thought id go to the doctors, I called the practice where I went as a kid, sorry you have to re register. Ok i thought off I trotted to the NH shop passport in had kids in tow, hello I said, I need to register so

I can see a doctor,

Nope we nees proof of tenancy, contract of work, my world of the year followed why???

The ladies at the office where very nice, took time and went int to great detail as to why she could not register me, to put it in a nutshell, Im white middle aged and English, the NHS is over stretched so I can fuck off.

I need a doctor to check me over and confirm what the hospital diagnosed, Im not bothered but the insurance company need that.

What does bother me is the lack of information and access to ny service you have in England if your English.

Soldiers returning from defending this country have so much shit, so many problems trying to get among other thongs, a doctors appointment.

According to the lady If your out of the country for more than 6 months, no matter how much you have paid in to the system you lose all access to the NHS. If your English that is.

Being me, and being pissed off I dragged the kids round 4 different doctors offices.

I counted the people in the waiting rooms of all 4 practices, asked the people waiting questions,

Where are you from

whats wrong with you

how long have you lived here

do you work

Now before you read any further this was in Doncaster, between the hours of 14,00-16.00pm today

a total of 51 people, 8 kids

17 polish

4 albanians

9 english

3 scottish

7 pakistanis

1 Katistan (borats country)

2 Ukraine

8 fuck offs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 people said they worked, 1 student

15 piss offs

8 sorry I dont speak English

I think you can see what Im getting at, Now I work and live in Spain, Sweden and England, If I need a doctor in Sweden , Spain I just go and see one, ive paid my dues in which ever country I live and work.

3 of my daughters were born in Sweden, where i have to say health care is fantastic.

My youngest daughter was born in Majorca once again it was fantastic care.

Im a foreigner in those countries, but if asked they would give me medical treatment. and in the past have given me medical treatment.

But here in the good old UK, I can get finance on a very expensive car have half a dozen credit cards run up shit loads of debt, have an iphone, well a few phones, but I can not get a doctors appointment ?

WHAT A JOKE.

So good people the gem of advice I was offered from the lovely lady at the NH shop was ........

Go and Sign on the dole, WHY I WORK I DONT WANT A HANDOUT I WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR.

Its just another example of broken Britain, im not ill, I was hit at a red traffic light by an idiot, I need a doctors note so that the twat who was driving whilst talking on his mobile insurance company can restore me and my car back to health.

Ive contributed in to the system in the UK for 17 working years, cant get a dentist cant get a doctor, and to be honest dont care anymore. ill go to the doctors in Sweden next week,

so good folk until the next time

Be careful

Cheers

Rud

passport control

Evening all, old memory dixon of dock green, shit how times have changed.

I traveled from Sweden to the UK today, 2 feet of snow in Scandinavia when its sunny it takes the train 1,15 minutes from where I live to Kastrup airport, and in the snow? yes 1,15 minutes, easyjet late as usual the coffee over priced and ugly. So there I was me and 2 of my daughters age 5 and 3 on a little jolly to visit granny in Doncaster.

Passport control I usually get a few looks a smirk or two, not today at manchester oh no, My last name is different from theres, well they are Swedish Im English plus Ive changed my name, so i have to give a little leeway, are you traveling with your wife?,er no, do you have there birth certificates ?? why ?.

You have to have proof they are your daughters, once again why? I mean come, i turned to Liv whos 5, who am I ? My daddy she said with a smile, I laughed the officer was not, I need proof she said, from that point on it went downhill, what is the point in having a passport I said ? who the hell carries there kids birth certificate with them, I could be an unkle, godfather friend of the family, yes and you could be a paedophile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at that I lost it,

Im 48 so do you think Im to old to have small kids, are you insinuating Im a perv, a kiddy fiddler you stupid cow, calm down sir, fucking calm down, Who in there right mind would kidnap 2 small girls and bring them to this shithole?, and who are you to judge me !

I understand that they have a job to do that there are real threats to small children from vile creatures and to be classed as one of them, just for a split second turned my stomach,

I a very happy and proud dad, my partner says I a great dad and my kids love me for all the right reasons, ill continue to travel the world and take them with me, but ill bypass these shores, on a daily basis hundreds of children go missing, hundreds of children syccomb to drugs, prostitution, slavery and that is something that has to change,

So maybe Mary Poppins from passport control In manchester should change her job

See you next time

Cheers

Rud Stewart

on the road in broken britain

Hello cyberspace my names Rud Stewart. Ive covered my life the things that I have seen and done in my book "Sorry luv im not Rod Stewart", 7 years traveling the world, all wonderful people I have met and the twats Ive had the displeasure of coming across,

Now Im going to blog every gig I do the good,bad and fucking ugly. tell it as it is and stand for what i say. I cant spell, at the moment im working on a Swedish computer, so spell check is out the window but fuck it caution to the wind, I hope you follow my journey and enjoy, dislike, laugh,cry get pissed off or simple relate to some of the things I say, so here goes.

Friday 29th jan I did a great little place the London Tavern in Ringwood, wonderful people a very nice part of the world, Rolly who owns it is a great guy only problem he has is, he supports Southampton, I do the place 2-3 time a year and its always as good as the last time, I stay at a cracking little B&B the punters are bob on just a great place, Im so tired of humping my massive Mackie speakers about, bought a pair of the new JBL EONS lovely bit of gear and they fit in the boot, but they lacked a bit of humppp, so I drove back to Romford saturday morning and bought a basepin some LCD lighting and off i went heading north all happy with myself, stopped at a red traffic light, the twat behind me didnt bother smack, my audi looks like a right off, my necks in a brace fucking brilliant, mind I didnt go to hospital until sunday morning, luckily I have not broken my neck, just got whiplash and a headache from hell. anyway back to the story, I wont bore you with the fucking traffic in the UK we all know its horrendous.

Chesterfield, back to earth with a bang

It must be 10 years since I did a pub, 10 years on the rise, nice hotels, fancy parties,. meeting rockstars page 3 tottie even royalty!!,

So pulling up outside of the quitewomen in a little ran down estate near Chesterfield was a reality check.

Its a good thing going back to the grass roots, nowt fancy here, a few skagheads sitting on the wall, a couple of burnt out cars on the street windows on the houses boarded up Ive been told this is how most towns villages cities have gone? What a shock, shame and tragedy that this once wonderful country could fall so far and so fast. I used to watch shameless and laugh thinking, what a great bit of fictional writing, the thing is its not fictional at all, somebody with a bit of grey matter has just sat in a pub in a forgotten council estate and taken notes.

Now dont get me wrong the punters where fine with me, the landlord and lady lovely people, it was just a rude awakening, something that Brown Cammaron well all the turds who run England should go and experience maybe then they would close the doors to this country and restore a little pride in the English race?.

I did 90 minutes I never do 90 minutes !!!!!!! 90 long hard minutes the people looking at me with a strange detached distant look on there chops. You could really tell they just didnt know what to make of me, I do look and sound like Rod, there used to kareoke singers no disrespect meant, 90 fucking minutes later I was well happy to get the fuck out of dodge, see if I still had wheels on my car or even still a car?

"Where you going this old bird said" Im done "youve only done 92 minutes"!!!!!!!

"the turn always does 3 hours" not me love sseeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaa !

The money was shit i want even say how much, what I will say is I get more for one song In Norway than 92 minutes in Chesterfield.

As I was packing my stuff away a bloke in his 60s offered me wizz, a kid of around 18 coke the skagheads had the desires on my very nice and expensive new gear and I was very happy to get in my car and fuck off,

see you next time

cheers

Rud