On the rd

OnOnCar, train, flight, train, bus taxi, 2 hours on stage, kip breakfast, then car bus train flight train car, 36 hours thats My job?
Not many people see the down side of what i do, just the time on stage.
I usually get met With the same questions, " i bet u get Laid à lot, u rich what à lifestyle you hav". sorry to dissapoint but it aint all its cracked up to, being à rockstar!.
This latest trip was to à little Town 40 mins from Belfast , 16 hours travel, ok dont get Me wrong its worth it and i enjoy it, but the travel is à pain, i hate flying and to be honest in these terrorist time
Airports are fucking horrible places to be, from copenhagen to stansted Glasgow to Norway in europe its à RIP off 12 quid for à crappy breakfast over cooked bacon snotty eggs i fucking hate snotty eggs how Hard is it to fry à fucking egg! Pastries just sat there so people can sneeze on em touch em horrible, then u got the 2 hour before bollocks, if your late you dont fly, if the planes late tough shit, then you pass the security, shoes off thats to big no you cant take that then they give u à little fondel checky twats, when on the plane you sit like à spaz they wake you up and try to sell some 3 month old sarni to you, fucking hate it, mind fly to america, they take security to à different level!,,,, the yanks have pissed everybody off, they patronize us ( the english)  invade when there not happy, supply one dictator to get rid of another one and they wonder why nobody likes them?
 3 fucking hours it took to get in and through Washington airport, eye Scan finger print Scan, why u here, where u going why why fucking why, when the 5th security guard asked Me why i was coming to the states, i finally asked myself the same question, WHY,
Even before you go they treat u like à criminal, on the plane fill this form in, Are u à terrosit, do u have à gun, stupid twats........
All the other countries should do the same to them, treat them as shit, it puts u off going there, i hate flying fucking hate it.
Back on the train Belfast to Dublin someone just farted dirty git, its to hot u need sea legs what à bollock ache.........
No people dont see the shit side to My job, on the plus side, i met à great group of people à tribute band black eyed peaz!,,, really nice people, they gave Me à lift into Belfast 30 minute car drive saved Me 40 quid on à taxi, no buses or trains u see on à sunday, something to do With gods day off! If thats the case why are the shopping centers open?
Whilst im in ranting mood, whats happened to people, nobody says hello anymore? Where as all the good spirit gone? We cant blame it all on the politicians, nobody has time for people anymore, its all about money these days, and everywhere you go its à fucking scam,
If somebody needs you or think they can make money off your back they are nice to you, if they cant well,,,,,,,,,,,,
I was totally pissed off à few weeks ago, i got married in puerto Rico and we had à wedding party when we got back, none of My family or friends bothered to come, Billy fucking no mates,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Funny old world it Will be interesting in the future when they want to come to My Home on the sunny island of majorca and i say no, when they wonder why i dont drop 6-700 euros each month in There bar, and when they have à mate WHOs got à place, hes havin à Hard time can you go and sing there, hes à mate do it cheap, and i say no, 
Guess ill be the twat then?
When you travel à lot you do have loads of time to think, to look at your life, im newly married i have 4 beautiful healthy kids, à decent income, and 3 fucking friends!!!!!!
I could fill the Albert hall With aquaintences, and 3 fucking friends came to our wedding party, My wife had over à 100, now what does that tell you about Me ? What does it Tell Me about Me.
I am à decent bloke, à little radged but à decent fellow, it knocked Me back i have to say, 
Still only à couple of months and ill be back in Spain , Me and My lovely wife, hopefully My kids Will be coming but thats up in the air, and lots of visits from My wifes friends and family, im fine With that there good people who really Care for her and have taken to Me.
À bit of sunshine everyday is good for the soul, 
I Cant wait.